Do you ever realize something stupid is about to come out but it's too late to stop it? I tend to do that a lot. I combine words, slur them together, and sometimes just make up new ones. Most people are nice enough to pretend I didn't just slaughter a word, and then there is Savanna. Savanna has this "yeah I caught that you idiot" look, and she will always repeat what I said and laugh. The best part is, I get to do it back. Between the two of us, it's a pretty common occurrence and we get some good laughs. Here are some of our stupid moments.
This is one of the more embarrassing things I've ever done. A few years ago I was at a wedding reception for a family friend. I knew the bride and had never met the groom. I went to introduce myself to Bruce, the groom, and here's what came out, "Hi, I'm Bruce." No, no I'm not Bruce. What I meant to say was " Hi Bruce, I'm Michelle." I felt like a complete idiot. Who knows if they even remember this, but I sure do.
Here's one I like to remind Savanna of every time she makes fun of me. While paying at the drive thru at In and Out, she noticed the employees name tag. His name was Niko. She wanted to thank Niko, But instead she said "Thanko!" Ha. Dummy.
Savanna happened to witness this one. We were at work and my phone started ringing. Apparently my brain couldn't decide between hola and hello, so it landed on "Holo."
Those are our favorite mess ups. I frequently greet Savanna with a "Holo" and I'm polite, so when she helps me out I "Thanko" her as well. Recently on an episode of 30 Rock, Liz Lemon (Tina Fey) blurted out in an argument "Reallo? I meant to say really. I misspoke. Continue." I've never laughed at the TV so hard.